Tuesday, May 4, 2010

MAY 1 58 DJ GIG + DEBBIE + FIDELITO + BRUCKIE

MY SAT MAY 1 GIG @ 58 GALLERY (58 COLES ST, JC) WAS TOTALLY SPECTACULAR. OVER 50 PEOPLE SHOWED UP. W/ MY TOP-NOTCH 70'S-80'S NEW WAVE, PUNK, & EURODISCO INTELLECTUAL DANCE MUSIC. FOR 7 HRS (6PM-1AM) 58 GALL FINALLY REACHED MUSICAL PERFECTION! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
I WANT TO THANK DJ TONY, & ESP THE GREAT ORLANDO REYES, FOR FINALLY BOOKING ME. I REALLY HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE!
I ALSO WANT TO THANK MY TRUE FRIENDS FOR COMING: ORLANDO, DJ TONY, FERMIN MENDOZA, CHRISTINA CRUZ, PAT BYRNE, HABIB AYAT, KATE HEDMAN. PAOLA THE GORGEOUS BROOKLYN COLOMBIAN, KIRK BRAY, SMOOTH FRANCIS, IRENE BORNGRABER, VIRGIE KAMENITZER, TARA THURBER, KATE HEPBURN HESTER, NYC ERIC MONTY'S KOREAN-USA PUNK ROCK PAL, JOHN BESANTE, DJ CHARLES, JUSTINE REYES & BOYFRIEND, DJ SCOTTIE L, LAURA ROBERTSON, SODA CAN, ANDREA MORIN, KOO-KOO KRIS BERRY, N FRANCOEUR, ETC, ETC, ETC.
I ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT THE GREAT FRIENDS WHO AGAIN PREDICTABLY DISAPPOINTED ME BY NOT COMING: GABE FORTOUL THE COLOMBIAN CASTRO, B F DAHZY, H GARGON, D MANVILLE, J RUSSO, A THACKRAY, CHARLIE THE COOK, DJ M DE JESUS, M ROSE, D VUKOVICH, T CARLSON, HIROSHI K, DJ DOZE GREEN, N FRANK, N FIERRO,
DJ RYAN, M WAGNER, DJ GEORGE, S MC CORMACK, N KIRBY, DJ JESSE, Y VAIRMA, JORAN THE S AFRICAN ISRALEI, P BILL, P VINCENT, ALEX KAUCZ, JELYNNE JARDINNIO, JACK HALPIN, R PIERSANTI, QU GARCIA, SAMMY SLC STUDIOS, UTA BRAUSER, ETC, ETC, ETC. THE MOST SHOCKING NO-SHOWS WERE MERCEDES MARTIN, IAN KUALII, CALEY VICKERMAN, LIZA KOCH (LIZA MINELLI THE LUSCIOUS BLONDIE LIBRARIAN), PABLO RODMEN, COLLEEN GUTWEIN, LAU GALLICO, DJ COOTAH, JANE THE GREEK-USA BOMBSHELL, & STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE GUYS, THAT YOU ALL MISSED THE TIME OF YOUR LIVES! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
THIS THURSDAY, MAY 4 6PM-12AM, THERE'S AN ART SHOW @ UTA BRAUSER GALLERY: 521 JERSEY AVE, JC. I'LL BE THERE. SO, BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! HA HA HA HA!!!
LAST WK, DEBBIE MANVILLE MADE SOME NASTY COMMENTS ABOUT ME ON XTINA CRUZ'S FACEBOOK PG. I WANT TO SAY THAT I WAS DEEPLY HURT BY HER STUPID, MEAN, & FALSE COMMENTS. DEBBI & I HAD A SPAT 2 WKS AGO & SHE'S STILL MAD @ ME CAUSE I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH NO MATTER WHAT. OBVIOUSLY DEB IS ENVIOUS THAT SHE CANNOT HAVE ME CAUSE I'M TOO INTELLECTUAL, BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, NICE, SWEET, ELEGANT, HONEST, KIND & GENTLE FOR HER! OF COURSE, YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW THAT I'M DEFINITELY GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN, HA HA HA HA HA!!!
GABE FORTOUL THE COLOMBIAN CASTRO NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE, SHOCK, OFFEND & IRRITATE ME. LAST WK HE GOT IN A PSYCHOTIC RAGE W/ ME CAUSE I ONLY SAID SWEET THINGS ABOUT HIS NICE & BEAUTIFUL MOM ON MY BLOG.
BUT EVEN WORSE WAS FIDELITO'S SNUBBING OF ORLANDO REYES & IRENE BORNGRAEBER. BOTH OF THEM HAD BOOKED THE FORTOULS FOR ART SHOWS THIS YR. BUT HE NEVER BOTHERED TO CALL THEM BACK W/ A PROPOSAL. IN FACT, HE & THE GREAT ISAAC FORTOUL (WORLD'S #1 BEST PAINTER ALIVE), REMARKED THAT THEY WERE TOO BIG FOR HOBOKEN & JC, + ONLY WANTED NYC & EUROPEAN SHOWS!!! HOW UNBELIEVABLY ARROGANT OF THEM! THAT INSULT DEFINITELY OFFENDED JESUS CHRIST!!! VERY SAD & PATHETIC INDEED.
MANY THANX & BEST WISHES ALWAYS TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS & SUPPORTERS.

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4 comments:

  1. You told me you hated me and then ran away like a baby. If you want to publish bullshit Humby, let me tell the full story:

    Humby decided to rudely interrupt me while I was talking to my friends and then got pissed off when I told him to be quiet. He then ran off, ran back at me and said I was very rude and then ran away again. When I went to confront him about it, he acted like a child and screamed that he hated me three times. I decided to let it go.

    I really don't want you as a "friend" if you have such mental problems and act like such a drama queen you have to air falsely told stories via your website. Since I know you will delete this, I will post it on my blog.
    Have a nice life. Don't talk to me anymore. I don't need the psycho drama, thanks.

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  3. And as far as me "not being able to have you" Are you kidding me?...I want you out of my life!! I am happily in a relationship with someone and I have NEVER been attracted to you, not even by a long shot. Please stop spreading false rumors. Maybe take some medication. It might halt your delusions of grandeur.

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  4. sorry i missed your gig bro.
    i was covering the shepard fairey opening at deitch projects that nite.

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