MAY 10, 2010
HUMBY'S NEW TOP 10 BEST ARTISTS ALIVE LIST:
1 ISAAC FORTOUL
2 JOSEPH PELLER
3 TOMMY CARLSON
4 DJ DOZE GREEN
5 KEN VALLARIO
6 JACK STUPPIN
7 CHARLENE LANZEL
8 FABRICIO SUAREZ
9 BRENDA BUCK
10 IAN KUALII
MAY 10 HUMBY BLOG:
THIS PAST SAT, MAY 6, I ATTENDED THE GUGGENHEIM & METROPOLITAN ART MUSEUMS IN UPTOWN NYC. THE GUGGENHEIM ADM WAS ONLY 25 CENTS & THE MET WAS FREE. WOW THAT'S SO SEXY! & I HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME ALL BY MYSELF! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
TO MY UTTER BUT PREDICTABLE DISMAY, I INVITED OVER 300 PEOPLE, BUT 0 SHOWED UP BESIDES MYSELF. STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK (AFLAC! QUACK QUACK QUACK! HA HA HA HA!) & GREAT CUBAN PAINTER, FERMIN MENDOZA, WERE BUSY ATTENDING THE BROOKLYNITE GALLERY ART SHOW IN A LOW-LIFE PART OF BROOKLYN THAT I WILL NEVER VENTURE INTO! I WAS ALSO SHOCKED THAT AVID ART FANS, LIZA KOCH (LIZA MINELLI THE LUSCIOUS BLONDIE LIBRARIAN. HA HA HA!!!) & AMANDA NAZARIO (AMAZING AMANDA PANDA), DID NOT ATTEND. BUT I FIGURE THEY'VE ALREADY ATTENDED ALL MAJOR NY ART MUSEUMS.
WELL, GUESS WHAT? NOW, I'VE ALREADY VISITED ALL 5 MAJOR NYC ART MUSEUMS. SO, I WILL NOT RE-VISIT THEM EVER AGAIN! SO ALL YOU LAZY LOSERS WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TO COME, MISSED OUT ON MY GREAT COMPANY, & NOW U'RE ALL STUCK GOING THERE BY YOURSELVES IN THE FUTURE! HA HA HA HA!!!!
IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF THAT SO MANY OF MY JERSEY CITY & HOBOKEN ARTIST PALS ARE SO DAMN APATHETIC WHEN IT COMES TO GOING TO FREE ART SHOWS & MUSEUMS. AGAIN I REPEAT: ANYONE WHO DOOESN'T GO TO A FREE ART SHOW OR MUSEUM IS A TOTAL IDIOT, LOSER, & COUNTRY, BUMPKIN! HA HA HA HA!!
OH GOD, BRUCKIE DUCKIE HAS FILM-EDITING OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER! ON MAY 6, BEFORE I WENT TO AFOREMENTIONED MUSEUMS, BRUCK THE DUCK KEPT EDITING & RE-EDITING THE SAME PORNO PIC FRAME AD NAUSEAUM FOR HRS & HRS! HOW ANNOYING!
NOW I REALLY KNOW WHY BRUCKIE HAS TOO FEW CUSTOMERS. HE'S A SUPER-GENIUS & TALENTED EDITOR, BUT IS TOO DAMN SLOW! NO WONDER HIS ANAL CLIENTS ARE ALWAYS CALLING HIM & ASKING: WHEN WILL YOU MAKE AN END? & OF COURSE HE REPLIES: WHEN I'M FINISHED! SHADES OF THE GREAT 1965 UK FILM, THE AGONY & THE ECSTASY, STARRING CHARLTON HESTON & REX HARRISON. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
BRUCKIE DUCKIE: U'VE GOT OCD & U GOTTA CURE YOURSELF OF IT. PLS STOP OBSESSING OVER THE SAME FILM FRAMES & JUST EDIT THEM ONCE. NOBODY WILL CARE ABOUT OR NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE. TRUST ME, U MOSTLY GET IT RIGHT THE 1ST TIME. I HOPE U LISTEN TO MY GREAT ADVICE CAUSE EVERYONE WHO IGNORES IT ALWAYS STRIKES OUT! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
I WANT TO THANK THE 200+ PEOPLE WHO BEFRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK.COM .
HOWEVER, I WANNA STATE THAT I'M UPSET ABOUT SOME PEOPLE WHO IGNORED OR REJECTED MY FACEBOOK FRIEND REQS. & THEN THERE ARE A FEW GOOD FRIENDS WHO ARE TOO LAZY TO PRESS THE CFM BUTTON, & U ALL KNOW WHO U ARE. JUST HIT IT & CFM ME OR I WILL BE OFFENDED!
FACEBOOK IS THE SEXIEST THING ON THE NET. IT'S THE BEST THING FOR MEETING NEW FRIENDS W/O LEAVING YOUR HOUSE. HA HA HA HA!!!!!
FACEBOOK & YOUTUBE ARE DEF THE BEST INVENTIONS ON THE INTERNET. & OF COURSE, U ALL KNOW THAT I INVENTED YOUTUBE DJING IN JC. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
SO PLS CHECK OUT MY BLOG & FACEBOOK WEBSITES DAILY. HOPE U ENJOY THEM BOTH CAUSE THEY'RE FULL OF TRUTH, FUN, WIT, WISDOM, COMEDY, STYLE, & BEAUTY. HA HA HA HA!!!
THANX & BEST WISHES TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS & SUPPORTERS!
HUMBY
NJ ARTS AMBASSADOR
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WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
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