FIDELITO: YOUR CRAZY EDITING ORDER IS DONE

GABE FORTOUL FIDELITO EL PSYCHO-CITO:
YES, YOUR OUTRAGEOUSLY INSANE BLOG EDITING ORDER ON MY BLOG PAGE IS DONE. I DID NOT DO IT FOR U. I ONLY DID IT TO GET U OFF MY BACK AFTER HEARING SO MANY CRAZY THREATS FROM U ON PH LAST NIGHT.
OBVIOUSLY, U WERE DRINKING & SMOKING POT YET AGAIN. MAN, U'VE EVEN BECOME A BIGGER PAIN-IN-THE-ASS THAN BOBBY CASTANEDA THE NEW DIEGO RIVERA. AGAIN, MY 2 FAVORITE FORTOULS WILL ALWAYS BE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DAHZY & ISAAC FORTOUL (ICE + ISAAC NEWTON FORTOUL) BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS NICE, SWEET, QUIET, & COMPLIMENTARY.
WHY MUST U KEEP HURTING ME, GETTING ON MY NERVES, MAKING ME ANGRY, & MAKING ME CRY? U ALREADY KNOW THE LAST 2 WKS HAVE BEEN HELL ON ME. THESE FOLKS HAVE PISSED ME OFF BIG TIME: YOU, OLIVIA WILBER (LAURENCE OLIVIER WILBUUUURRRR!!!!!), MY EX-WIFE NANCY THE CHINK MOUSE, MY PARENTS, STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK, KOO-KOO KRIS BERRY, PSYCHO ALAN JARRIN, KOO-KOO TONY MARIE ANTOINETTE, PELOLINDO AKA PELOMIERDA & HIS BAND OF LOW-LIFE DOMINICAN SHMINICAN MORONS, ETC, ETC, ETC!!!!
WHY DO U SOMETIMES SCREAM AT YOUR NICE & PRETTY GIRLFRIEND, KIRSTEN.. BE NICE TO HER. SHE TRULY LOVES U!
U SHOULD CUT DOWN ON OR GIVE UP ALCOHOL. ALCOHOL IS FOR DUMMIES! (HUMBY, 1980'S).
WHEN U DRINK SOMETIMES U GET ARROGANT, MEAN, NASTY, UNGRATEFUL, & UNAPOLOGETIC. SO, IF U WANT ME TO BE NICE TO U, THEN BE NICE TO ME!
I'VE ALWAYS ONLY DONE THE NICEST THINGS FOR U & FORTOUL ARTISTRY TEAM. I'VE PROMOTED THE FORTOULS HARDER THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET. HOWEVER, U STILL HAVEN'T PAID ME ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH U SOLD 10 PIECES FROM THE FEB 19 DAMON DASH SHOW. MY GOD, WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL & THOUGHTLESS CHEAPSKATE!
SO FROM NOW ON, NO MORE FREE OR PAY LATER PROMOTIONS FOR FORTOULS NOR ANYONE ELSE. NO CREDIT FOR ANYONE. EVERYONE PAYS UP FRONT BEFORE THEY GET ANYTHING IN RETURN FROM ME. I CALL THIS THE SEAN LUGO & NINETTA NAPPI RULE. THOSE CHEAPSKATES STILL OWE ME $20 EA FOR PROMOTING THEM LAST YR.
I PROMOTED MYSELF & THE FORTOULS TO OVER 100 NYC ART GALLERIES. & NOT 1 CALLED. BUT GABE HAD THE GREAT LUCK TO MEET NICE DAMON DASH DIRECTOR, & FELLOW JEW, NYSSA FRANK, & U GOT THE FEB 19 GRAND OPENING.
SO EVEN THOUGH THE FORTOULS ARE THE WORLD'S #1 BEST ARTISTRY TEAM & ISAAC FORTOUL IS #1 GREATEST PAINTING GENIUS ALIVE, IT'S LUCK, ASS-KISSING, & CONNECTIONS, THAT MATTER, NOT SKILL. LOOK AT ME, I'M THE WORLD'S UNHAPPIEST, MOST ENVIED, LUCKLESS, UNDER-APPRECIATED, UNDERPAID, & UNDERRATED MUSIC, FILM, LANGUAGE, ART, & DJ SUPER-GENIUS. THIS IS GOD'S ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
& ON TOP OF THAT, I ONLY GOT TO DJ IN YOUR HOUSE PTIES OF NOV 7 & 28, 2009. I DIDN'T GET TO DJ NORTHERN SOUL HOBOKEN 8/31/09, BLUE IN GREEN SOHO NYC 10/16/09, & D DASH NYC TRIBECA 2/19/10 3/25/10 4/23/10 & 5/4/10. THANK U FOR THOSE 2 GIGS, BUT I DEF DESERVED THE FEB 19 GIG, NOT YOUR OLD BUDDY, DJ SUCIO SMASH RAP TRASH.
EVERYONE IN JC ALREADY KNOWS I'M THE WORLD'S BEST 70'S-80'S NEW WAVE-PUNK-EURODISCO MUSIC EXPERT & DJ. SO WHEN ANYONE PUTS ANY OTHER DJ IN MY PLACE, IT'S LIKE REMOVING THE GREAT QB JOE MONTANA FROM THE SUPER BOWL. THIS IS GOD'S TRUTH!!!!!!!!!
& OF COURSE, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR PROMISED ART EXPERT JOB @ D DASH J LEVINE OR ANY OTHER NYC GALLERY. OBVIOUSLY THAT'S THE GALLERRIES' FAULTS. & YES I'M GLAD U RECOMMENDED ME. OF COURSE DAMON DASH & J LEVINE, & OTHER GALL OWNERS ARE ARROGANT, ENVIOUS SNOBS. HA HA HA HA!!!
YES I'M ALSO VERY GRATEFUL FOR THE 2 AWESOME YOUTUBE.COM HUMBY SONG & DANCE VIDEOS. THOSE WERE HIGHLIGHTS OF 2009.
GABE, WHEN U'RE SOBER U'RE A VERY NICE, INTELLIGENT, KIND, & FUN GUY. I LOVE PARTYING + DOING ART, MUSIC, & FILM PROJECTS W/ U FORTOULS. U GUYS ARE SO MUCH FUN. I ALWAYS HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE, EVEN THOUGH I ONLY GET TO PTY W/ U GUYS ONCE EVERY 2 MONTHS.
YES, I'M CRYING AGAIN. PLS DON'T MAKE ME CRY OR HURT MY FEELINGS ANYMORE.
FIDELITO, I WANT U, ALL FORTOULS, & YOUR FAMILY TO BE HAPPY ALWAYS. I JUST WANT U TO APPRECIATE ME MORE & TREAT ME NICER.
I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE GREAT FORTOUL EVENTS, LIKE THE FEB 19
D-DASH SHOW (#1 BEST ART SHOW EVER) & APR 23 ISAAC MAGICAL SHIRT-DRAWING. THOSE THINGS MADE ME SO HAPPY & CRY TEARS OF JOY.
FIDELITO: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, ISAAC, HEATHER, BOBBY, B F DAHZY, TONY, Q-LOGIK, ZEUXIS, & REST OF YOUR NICE FAMILY. U'VE ALL BROUGHT A WORLD OF BEAUTIFUL, IMPECCABLE ART INTO MY LIFE. I, IN TURN, HAVE BROUGHT YOU GUYS A PERFECT, BRILLIANT, & GORGEOUS EDUCATION ON FILM, MUSIC, LANGUAGE, ART, DJING, ETC, ETC, ETC. THAT'S WHY FATE BROUGHT TOGETHER US, I KUALII, D GREEN, & DJ JESSE, ETC, ETC BACK ON JULY 9, 2009 (OUR MEETING @ UNFORGETTABLE I KUALII 58 SHOW).
BEST WISHES & LOVE ALWAYS FROM YOUR TRUEST FRIEND FOR LIFE.

HUMBY
NJ ARTS AMBASSADOR
WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
TOP MUSIC, FILM, LANGUAGE, ART, & DJ EXPERT
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