FIDELITO: YOUR CRAZY EDITING ORDER IS DONE

GABE FORTOUL FIDELITO EL PSYCHO-CITO:
YES, YOUR OUTRAGEOUSLY INSANE BLOG EDITING ORDER ON MY BLOG PAGE IS DONE. I DID NOT DO IT FOR U. I ONLY DID IT TO GET U OFF MY BACK AFTER HEARING SO MANY CRAZY THREATS FROM U ON PH LAST NIGHT.
OBVIOUSLY, U WERE DRINKING & SMOKING POT YET AGAIN. MAN, U'VE EVEN BECOME A BIGGER PAIN-IN-THE-ASS THAN BOBBY CASTANEDA THE NEW DIEGO RIVERA. AGAIN, MY 2 FAVORITE FORTOULS WILL ALWAYS BE BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DAHZY & ISAAC FORTOUL (ICE + ISAAC NEWTON FORTOUL) BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS NICE, SWEET, QUIET, & COMPLIMENTARY.
WHY MUST U KEEP HURTING ME, GETTING ON MY NERVES, MAKING ME ANGRY, & MAKING ME CRY? U ALREADY KNOW THE LAST 2 WKS HAVE BEEN HELL ON ME. THESE FOLKS HAVE PISSED ME OFF BIG TIME: YOU, OLIVIA WILBER (LAURENCE OLIVIER WILBUUUURRRR!!!!!), MY EX-WIFE NANCY THE CHINK MOUSE, MY PARENTS, STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK, KOO-KOO KRIS BERRY, PSYCHO ALAN JARRIN, KOO-KOO TONY MARIE ANTOINETTE, PELOLINDO AKA PELOMIERDA & HIS BAND OF LOW-LIFE DOMINICAN SHMINICAN MORONS, ETC, ETC, ETC!!!!
WHY DO U SOMETIMES SCREAM AT YOUR NICE & PRETTY GIRLFRIEND, KIRSTEN.. BE NICE TO HER. SHE TRULY LOVES U!
U SHOULD CUT DOWN ON OR GIVE UP ALCOHOL. ALCOHOL IS FOR DUMMIES! (HUMBY, 1980'S).
WHEN U DRINK SOMETIMES U GET ARROGANT, MEAN, NASTY, UNGRATEFUL, & UNAPOLOGETIC. SO, IF U WANT ME TO BE NICE TO U, THEN BE NICE TO ME!
I'VE ALWAYS ONLY DONE THE NICEST THINGS FOR U & FORTOUL ARTISTRY TEAM. I'VE PROMOTED THE FORTOULS HARDER THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET. HOWEVER, U STILL HAVEN'T PAID ME ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH U SOLD 10 PIECES FROM THE FEB 19 DAMON DASH SHOW. MY GOD, WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL & THOUGHTLESS CHEAPSKATE!
SO FROM NOW ON, NO MORE FREE OR PAY LATER PROMOTIONS FOR FORTOULS NOR ANYONE ELSE. NO CREDIT FOR ANYONE. EVERYONE PAYS UP FRONT BEFORE THEY GET ANYTHING IN RETURN FROM ME. I CALL THIS THE SEAN LUGO & NINETTA NAPPI RULE. THOSE CHEAPSKATES STILL OWE ME $20 EA FOR PROMOTING THEM LAST YR.
I PROMOTED MYSELF & THE FORTOULS TO OVER 100 NYC ART GALLERIES. & NOT 1 CALLED. BUT GABE HAD THE GREAT LUCK TO MEET NICE DAMON DASH DIRECTOR, & FELLOW JEW, NYSSA FRANK, & U GOT THE FEB 19 GRAND OPENING.
SO EVEN THOUGH THE FORTOULS ARE THE WORLD'S #1 BEST ARTISTRY TEAM & ISAAC FORTOUL IS #1 GREATEST PAINTING GENIUS ALIVE, IT'S LUCK, ASS-KISSING, & CONNECTIONS, THAT MATTER, NOT SKILL. LOOK AT ME, I'M THE WORLD'S UNHAPPIEST, MOST ENVIED, LUCKLESS, UNDER-APPRECIATED, UNDERPAID, & UNDERRATED MUSIC, FILM, LANGUAGE, ART, & DJ SUPER-GENIUS. THIS IS GOD'S ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
& ON TOP OF THAT, I ONLY GOT TO DJ IN YOUR HOUSE PTIES OF NOV 7 & 28, 2009. I DIDN'T GET TO DJ NORTHERN SOUL HOBOKEN 8/31/09, BLUE IN GREEN SOHO NYC 10/16/09, & D DASH NYC TRIBECA 2/19/10 3/25/10 4/23/10 & 5/4/10. THANK U FOR THOSE 2 GIGS, BUT I DEF DESERVED THE FEB 19 GIG, NOT YOUR OLD BUDDY, DJ SUCIO SMASH RAP TRASH.
EVERYONE IN JC ALREADY KNOWS I'M THE WORLD'S BEST 70'S-80'S NEW WAVE-PUNK-EURODISCO MUSIC EXPERT & DJ. SO WHEN ANYONE PUTS ANY OTHER DJ IN MY PLACE, IT'S LIKE REMOVING THE GREAT QB JOE MONTANA FROM THE SUPER BOWL. THIS IS GOD'S TRUTH!!!!!!!!!
& OF COURSE, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR PROMISED ART EXPERT JOB @ D DASH J LEVINE OR ANY OTHER NYC GALLERY. OBVIOUSLY THAT'S THE GALLERRIES' FAULTS. & YES I'M GLAD U RECOMMENDED ME. OF COURSE DAMON DASH & J LEVINE, & OTHER GALL OWNERS ARE ARROGANT, ENVIOUS SNOBS. HA HA HA HA!!!
YES I'M ALSO VERY GRATEFUL FOR THE 2 AWESOME YOUTUBE.COM HUMBY SONG & DANCE VIDEOS. THOSE WERE HIGHLIGHTS OF 2009.
GABE, WHEN U'RE SOBER U'RE A VERY NICE, INTELLIGENT, KIND, & FUN GUY. I LOVE PARTYING + DOING ART, MUSIC, & FILM PROJECTS W/ U FORTOULS. U GUYS ARE SO MUCH FUN. I ALWAYS HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE, EVEN THOUGH I ONLY GET TO PTY W/ U GUYS ONCE EVERY 2 MONTHS.
YES, I'M CRYING AGAIN. PLS DON'T MAKE ME CRY OR HURT MY FEELINGS ANYMORE.
FIDELITO, I WANT U, ALL FORTOULS, & YOUR FAMILY TO BE HAPPY ALWAYS. I JUST WANT U TO APPRECIATE ME MORE & TREAT ME NICER.
I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE GREAT FORTOUL EVENTS, LIKE THE FEB 19
D-DASH SHOW (#1 BEST ART SHOW EVER) & APR 23 ISAAC MAGICAL SHIRT-DRAWING. THOSE THINGS MADE ME SO HAPPY & CRY TEARS OF JOY.
FIDELITO: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, ISAAC, HEATHER, BOBBY, B F DAHZY, TONY, Q-LOGIK, ZEUXIS, & REST OF YOUR NICE FAMILY. U'VE ALL BROUGHT A WORLD OF BEAUTIFUL, IMPECCABLE ART INTO MY LIFE. I, IN TURN, HAVE BROUGHT YOU GUYS A PERFECT, BRILLIANT, & GORGEOUS EDUCATION ON FILM, MUSIC, LANGUAGE, ART, DJING, ETC, ETC, ETC. THAT'S WHY FATE BROUGHT TOGETHER US, I KUALII, D GREEN, & DJ JESSE, ETC, ETC BACK ON JULY 9, 2009 (OUR MEETING @ UNFORGETTABLE I KUALII 58 SHOW).
BEST WISHES & LOVE ALWAYS FROM YOUR TRUEST FRIEND FOR LIFE.

HUMBY
NJ ARTS AMBASSADOR
WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
TOP MUSIC, FILM, LANGUAGE, ART, & DJ EXPERT
201-865-2267
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BEST ALL-TIME QUOTES:
ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH NO MATTER WHAT! THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS SET YOU FREE! (JESUS CHRIST, 33 AD)
MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE! (JESUS CHRIST, 33 AD)
ALCOHOL, DRUGS, & CARNIVORISM ARE FOR DUMMIES! (HUMBY, 1980'S)
RAP, HEAVY METAL, & REGGAETON MUSIC, + ALMOST ALL MODERN-DAY FILMS ARE
FOR MORONS! (HUMBY, 2000'S)
DON'T BE NICE IT'S THE KISS OF DEATH! (JOHNNY ROTTEN FROM PUBLIC IMAGE LTD, 1996)
THERE IS NO REAL LOVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE! (PETE SHELLEY FROM
BUZZCOCKS: A DIFFERENT KIND OF TENSION ALBUM, 1979)
MY BRIGHT TOMORROW, WHERE ARE YOU TODAY? WHY CAN'T YOU COME NOW & CARRY ME AWAY? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO FOR YOU TO SET ME FREE? (YUKIHIRO
TAKAHASHI: TOMMOROW'S JUST ANOTHER DAY ALBUM, 1983)
MEAT IS MURDER! (STEPHEN MORRISSEY FROM SMITHS: MEAT IS MURDER ALBUM,1985)
LIFE ON EARTH IS HELL & HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE! (JEAN-PAUL SARTRE, 1950'S + HUMBY 1980'S)
THE HUMAN RACE IS 99% GARBAGE & 1% GOODNESS! (HUMBY, 1980'S)
JESUS CHRIST, NOT MAN, IS KING OF ALL KINGS! (OLIVER CROMWELL, 1640'S)

DJ HUMBY @ 58 GALLERY SAT MAY 1 7PM-12AM

I WILL BE @ ALL THESE FREE ART SHOWS. BE THERE FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE.

FRI. APR 30: 6-11PM
WHITNEY ART MUSEUM: 945 MADISON AVE @75TH ST, NYC
FREE ADM AFT 6PM

SAT, MAY 1: 6PM-12AM J REYES CLOSING PTY FEAT DJ HUMBY
58 GALLERY: 58 COLES ST, JC

SUN, MAY 2: 11AM-7PM
HOBOKEN ARTS FESTIVAL: 7TH & WASHINGTON ST TO OBSERVER HWY, HOBOKEN

TUE, MAY 4: 6PM-2AM
LITM: 140 NEWARK AVE, JC

FRI, MAY 7: 6PM-12AM DYLAN EGON SHOW
58 GALLERY: 58 COLES ST, JC

MAY 14 6PM-12AM
POSTMASTERS GALL: 459 W 19TH ST, NYC

MAY 14 6PM-12AM
ICO GALL: 606 W 26TH ST, NYC

MAY 15 7-10PM
J LEVINE GALL: 529 W 20TH ST, 9TH FLR; NYC

MAY 15 7-11PM
L RITES GALL: 511 W 33RD ST, NYC

MAY 15 6PM-12AM
P VINCENT GALL: 49 HARRISON ST, HOBOKEN

MAY 20 5-9PM
A KERN GALL: 532 W 20TH ST, NYC

MAY 20 6-10PM
FLOWERS GALL: 529 W 20TH ST, NYC

JUN 8 6PM-12AM HABIB AYAT SHOW
ICO GALL: 606 W 26TH ST, NYC

HUMBY
NJ ARTS AMBASSADOR
TOP MUSIC, FILM, ART, LANGUAGE, & DJ EXPERT
WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
201-865-2267
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EURODISCOHUMBY.BLOGSPOT.COM

BECCI + FIDELITO PART 2

SO OF COURSE, LATER ON, I E-MAILED & LEFT FIDELITO PH MSGS TELLING HIM TO PLS MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS & NOT INTERRUPT MY CONVERSATIONS W/ LADIES ANYMORE. & OF COURSE I GOT MAD @ OTHER THINGS LIKE HIS BOSSINESS, ARROGANCE, STUBBORNESS, UNAPOLOGETICNESS, INGRATITUDE, & LAZINESS.
ALL OF THE ABOVE THINGS ARE TYPICAL OF A TAURUS (FIDELITO MAY 7), & U KNEW THEM CAUSE U'RE AN ASTROLOGER. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

KILLING JOKE, PLAY DEAD, RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY, GANG OF 4, SIOUXSIE & BANSHEES, BUZZCOCKS, & X-MAL DEUTSCHLAND ARE DEF THE WORLD'S BEST 70'S80'S PUNK BANDS. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

BECCI, YES I DO TALK A LOT. & THAT'S CAUSE I'M A SUPER-INTELLECTUAL. OBVIOUSLY, I'M THE 1ST INTELLECTUAL U'VE EVER MET. OF COURSE, ALL INTELLECTUALS TALK A WHOLE LOT, SUCH AS ME, AMANDA NAZARIO (AMAZING AMANDA PANDA), STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK, STEVEN DRESSLER, LIZA KOCH (LIZA MINELLI THE LUSCIOUS BLONDIE LIBRARIAN), ETC, ETC, ETC.
BECCI, I REALLY ENJOYED OUR GREAT 2 + HR CONVERSATIONS. TOO BAD WE COULDN'T TALK SO MORE. I WISHED THE AFTER PTY WASN'T IN THAT SHITHOLE SPANISH HARLEM. THAT'S WHY I REFUSED TO GO.
MOREOVER, I REALLY LOVED FLIRTING UP A STORM W/ U. YOUR ASTOUNDING BEAUTY REALLY TAKES MY BREATH AWAY. YOU'RE A GREAT FLIRT YOURSELF. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, I ESPECIALLY LIKED YOUR NICE COMPLIMENT THAT I'M GORGEOUS FOR ALMOST 45 (MY B-DAY JULY 20). & U'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL & SEXIER THAN I. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
AND,I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY THAT U WANT TO VISIT MY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, FILM, & ART PALACE. IT'S GOT 1,000 + VHS MOVIES & MUSIC CD'S; GREAT ALBUM COVER REPRODS; GREAT CLASSIC ART REPROS; 8 FORTOUL ARTWORKS; WONDERFUL SHIRT, SKINNY TIE, & PUNK PANT COLL; ORIENTAL ART; NANCY'S MOM'S ART, TEDDY BEAR & HELLO KITTY COLL, INTL FLAG COLL; ETC; ETC; ETC. U & ALL YOUR FRIENDS CAN COME 24/7. JUST CALL ME 1ST TO MAKE AN APPT. U'RE GUARANTEED TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. HA HA HA HA!
HERE'S SOME AWESOME FRIENDS WHO'VE VISITED & LOVED MY SEXY APT: ISAAC FORTOUL (ICE, ISAAC NEWTON FORTOUL), BOBBY CASTANEDA (NEW DIEGO RIVERA), BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DAHZY, LEX LEONARD THE PROFITEERING USA-CUBAN GIGOLO, A BROWN, STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK, CHRISTINA CRUZ, STEVEN DRESSLER, KOO-KOO KRIS BERRY, PABLO RODMEN, S SIRIANNI, B DOMINGUEZ, J DELGADO, ARIF EL SHARIF, NANCY THE RUSSIAN TEDDY BEAR (MY EX WIFE. AKA: LA RATONA CHINA), MANY FAMILY MEMBERS, ETC, ETC, ETC.
FIDELITO: U, HEATHER BLUE FEATHER GARGON, YOUR GALPAL KIRSTEN, HEATHER'S SIS KRISTEN THE SEX BOMB, & KOO-KOO TONY MARIE ANTOINETTE STILL HAVEN'T COME BY. COME ON U LAZY BUMS COME ON OVER ASAP. EVERYONE ELSE FROM NY & NJ ART SCENE IS ALSO INVITED. JUST CALL 1ST FOR AN APPT.
I ALSO HOPE TO SEE THESE WONDERFUL FRIENDS FINALLY VISIT MY GREAT CASTLE: FIDELITO GABE F, H GARGON, KK TONY M A, O REYES, I KUALII, D GREEN, DJ JESSE A, Y VAIRMA, DJ SCOTTIE L, DJ MIKE DE JESUS, LAURA GALLICO LA PRIMA BUONA BELLADONA ITALIANA AMERICANA, D MANVILLE, DANIELA DANUSA LA PRIMA BELLA ROMANA, GABRIELA ZGUBY THE ROMANIAN LIONESS, AMANDA NAZARIO, LIZA KOCH, DJ TONY SASCO, Q LOGIK, ZEUXIS GARCIA, SAMMY SLC STUDIOS, MERCEDES MARTIN THE BOMB, CALEY VICKERMAN, KIERON, KATE HEPBURN HESTER, F MENDOZA, M CHAVARRIA, PAOLA DURAN, T MERONK, ETC, ETC, ETC.
WELL, BECCI. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM & SEE U SOON. YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. YOU DEF ROCK MY WORLD. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
OH YEAH. AGAIN, MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES GO OUT TO MY DEAREST #1 BEAUTIFUL FRIEND, OLIVIA WILBER, & HER FAMILY. I & ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO SORRY FOR THE DEATH IN YOUR FAMILY. OUR THOUGHTS & PRAYERS GO OUT TO U ALL. WE HOPE TO SEE U AGAIN SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. LOVE ALWAYS & GOD BLESS YOU FOREVER.

YOUR TRUE FRIEND:
HUMBY
WORLD'S BEST PRETTY-BOY SUPER-GENIUS
TOP MUSIC, FILM, LANGUAGE, ART, & DJ EXPERT
NJ ARTS AMBASSADOR
201-865-2267
EURODISCOHUMBY@YAHOO.COM
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EURODISCOHUMBY.BLOGSPOT.COM

BECCI, THE SEXY AUSTRALIAN BOMBSHELL

DEAREST BECCI, THE SEXY AUSTRALIAN BOMBSHELL:

IT WAS SO WONDERFUL MEETING YOU @ DAMON DASH GALL NYC BACK ON FRI, APR 23. YOU ARE EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, EXOTIC, ELEGANT, & NICE.

I REALLY LOVED YOUR HOT BLACK & RED SEXY 80'S NEW WAVE-PUNK ROCKER OUTFIT. YOU WERE DEF THE HOTTEST LADY THERE THAT NIGHT.

I ALSO LOVE YOUR EXOTIC AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. AND YOU RAP REALLY SEXY LIKE NENEH CHERRY. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE 19. YOU LOOK & ACT AROUND 25-30 YRS OLD.

YOU'RE FROM PERTH, AUSTRALIA. CAN'T BELIEVE U'VE NEVER VISITED SYDNEY OR MELBOURNE. HA HA HA HA HA!

UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAUSED AN ARGUMENT W/ ME & MY GREAT TRUE FRIEND, GABE FORTOUL THE COLOMBIAN CASTRO (FIDELITO EL PESADITO). HE SAID THAT YOU TOLD HIM I TALK TOO MUCH. WELL, THAT NIGHT HE INTERRUPTED 1 OF OUR MANY LONG CONVERSATIONS & TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT. I TOLD HIM NOT TO ORDER ME AROUND & NOT TO INTERRUPT MY CONVERSATIONS W/ LADIES CAUSE IT'S NONE OF HIS BUSINESS.