DJ HUMBY & DJ JESSE TONITE + LAST NITE'S SINGING GIG + SEXY LYNN NINETTA & CRIS

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TONITE FRI MAY 14 6PM-2AM DJ HUMBY + DJ JESSE
LAMP POST 382- 2ND ST JC

MAY 15 7PM-12AM
P VINCENT GALL 49 HARRISON ST HOBOKEN

JUNE 4 7PM-12AM
58 GALL 58 COLES ST JC

JUNE 6 3-9PM
P VINCENT GALL 49 HARRISON ST HOBOKEN

MAY 14, 2010 BLOG:
WELL, LAST NITE'S SINGING GIG @ BRUSCHETTA'S REST, NB WENT GREAT. I SANG 2 CLASSICS, KANO: I'M READY 1980 + BILL NELSON: REAL ADVENTURE 1983. ALSO DANCED & MIMED UP A STORM. THE CROWD REALLY LOVED MY AWESOME UNIQUE ACT! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
EVENT ORGANIZER, THE VERY ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, ULTRA-BUXOM, SMART, SWEET, & ELEGANT BLONDIE, LYNN EARLEY, TOOK SO MANY PHOTOS & MADE VIDEOS. I DEF HOPE TO SEE MY VIDEOS SOON ON YOUTUBE.COM . THANX FOR SENDING ME THE PHOTOS. I'M GLAD U LIKED THE ONES I SENT U YEST.
OH YEAH. I NOTICED THE USUALLY NICE, SHY & NERDY ARTIST-MUSICIAN-TEACHER, NINETTA NAPPI, ACTUALLY LOOKED VERY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, & BUXOM FINALLY W/O HER UGLY GLASSES!!! WOW!!! & I TOLD HER SO IN ITALIAN SO HER UGLY BOYFRIEND COULDN'T UNDERSTAND. I ALSO TOLD HER SHE SHOULD WEAR CONTACTS LIKE ME! HA HA HA HA!!!!
HOSTESS CRISTINA RIVAS WAS SO NICE, HELPFUL, SEXY, & PRETTY TOO! I GOT TO FLIRT W/ HER A BIT TOO!!!!! SHE CUED UP THE YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR ME. HOWEVER, THE PA VOLUME SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIGHER ON BOTH SONGS. NEXT TIME THAT WILL BE CORR.
& OF COUSE, LYNN ALWAYS MAKES A SPLASH W/ HER ULTRA-SEXY OUTFITS. SHE WAS WEARING CLEAR HIGH-HEEL MULES, ULTRA-TIGHT BLACK LEATHER PUNK ROCK PANTS, TIGHT BLACK BLOUSE (MAMA MIA WHAT GREAT GAZONGAS!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!), BLACK SILK ROBE, & CHIC BLACK BOLERO HAT! MON DIEU, ELLE A UN BEAUTE TROP EXOTIQUE! JE T'AIME TROP MON NOUVEAU AMOUR, LYNNIE!!!!! DING DING DING! SHE'S REALLY GOT ME TURNING JAPANESE! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
OH YEAH, I TOLD LYNNE ABOUT MY FAVORITE APHRODISIAC, BOXING, ESP WOMEN'S BOXING & FEMALE BOXERS! I HOPE U LIKE IT TOO CAUSE IT'S DEF IN MY BLOOD!
I ALSO TOLD HER ABOUT MY OTHER FAVE APHRODISIACS, MANICURES, PEDICURES, PREGNANT WOMEN, SWEET FOODS, HIGH HEELS, LEOTARDS, & WOMEN CIGAR SMOKERS.
LYNN, NINETTA, AMANDA NAZARIO, OLIVIA WILBER, LIZA KOCH, HEATHER GARGON, KRISTEN GARGON, DANIELA CICALA, SHARON SULLIVAN, PAULA OROZCO, KRYSTLE CLAUDIO, BRENDA BUCK, MAIRA T RODRIGUES, & ALL OTHER SEXY WOMEN I LIKE: I'D LOVE IT IF U SMOKE A BIG, FAT CHURCHILL CIGAR & BLOW THE SMOKE ALL OVER MY FACE WHILE YOU PAINT MY FINGER & TOE NAILS HOT PINK & LIME GREEN! SO SEXY, WICKED, & RADICAL! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
MOREOVER, SHE & THE OTHER LADIES LIKED MY CUTE DARK GRAY & GOLD OUTFIT. AND, I SHOWED LYNN MY SEXY DOUBLE ANKLETS & SHE LIKED 'EM TOO. OBVIOUSLY WE BOTH GOT PERFECT TASTE FOR SENSUAL STUFF! HA HA H HA HA!!!!
LYNN TOLD ME SHE'S AN EX- GO GO DANCER! WOW, THAT'S SO DAMN EXOTIC & ULTRA-SEXY! OOH LA LA! SACRE BLEU, MON DIEU!!! HA HA HA HA!!! GO GO DANCERS & HOOKERS ARE DEF THE #1 SEXIEST KIND OF WOMEN ON EARTH CAUSE THEY KNOW & GIVE US MACHO MEN THE SEX & SEXUALITY WE ALL NEED WANT & CONSTANTLY CRAVE!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
LYNNIE EVEN TOLD ME SHE JUST SOLD HER ULTRA-SEXY RED CADILLAC ELDORADO! WOW, TOO BAD CAUSE I WOULD HAVE LOVE TO HAVE SEEN IT & TAKEN HER FOR A DRIVE TO EXOTICAVILLE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
NOW HERE'S THE REAL KICKER! LYNN IS 60+ YRS OLD & NINETTA 50+ , & THEY BOTH LOOK SMASHINGHLY HOT, BEAUTIFUL, & ULTRA-SEXY! MY GOD, THEY'RE DEF THE SEXIEST SENIOR CITIZENS ALIVE! HA HA HA!
I'D LOVE TO HAVE LYNN & NINETTA IN MY ARMS IN MY GORGEOUS APT, SURROUNDED OLIVIA WILBER, BRENDA BUCK, MERCEDES MARTIN, CALEY VICKERMAN, PAOLA DURAN, SHARON SULLIVAN, PAULA OROZCO, & ALL ANY OTHER HOT, EXOTIC WOMEN!!! I'M SUCH A KING INTELLECTUAL-ROMANTIC-PRETTY BOY-WOMANIZER-GIGOLO-PUNK RUCKER-BOXER-PLAYBOY-DREAMER-NARCISSISTIC & I LOVE IT + WANT MORE OF IT! I WANT TO HAVE ALL THE BIG FAT BLACK FOREST CAKES & EAT 'EM ALL TOO! YES, I'M DEF GOD'S GIFT TO ALL BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, & INTELLECTUAL WOMEN! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
IT'S SO NICE TO BE A POPULAR JC & HOBOKEN LOCAL CELEBRITY + GET ALL THIS WONDERFUL ATTENTION & ATTRACTION FROM HUNDREDS OF GORGEOUS WOMEN. IT'S NICE TO LIVE MY OWN DREAMS, EVEN THOUGH I'M STILL THE CELIBATE (4+ YRS) GIGOLO! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
YESSINCE LAST YR I'VE HAD PROPOSITIONS TO DATE, MAKE OUT, & HAVE SEX W/ 6 WOMEN, BUT THEY WERE ALL EITHER TOO UGLY, STUPID, CRAZY, OR BADLY-DRESSED FOR ME. I'M BEAUTIFUL, SOPHISTICATED, BRILLIANT, DISCIPLINED, & ELEGANT AT ALMOST 45 YRS OF AGE & I DON'T SETTLE FOR 3RD OR 4TH BEST. I SETTLE ONLY FOR 1ST OR 2ND BEST. THAT'S WHAT I DESERVE! HA HA HA HA!!!!
HEY LYNN & NINETTA: I'M GONNA DEDICATE TODAY'S BOXING WORKOUT TO U HOT SEXY GALS! DING DING DING! U BOTH STILL HAVE ME PIPE-DREAMING & TURNING JAPANESE SINCE LAST NITE! I LOVE U BOTH SO MUCH. U REALLY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A #1 MACHO MAN STUD! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
I HOPE THE GREAT ISAAC FORTOUL (WORLD'S GREATEST PAINTER ALIVE) OR ANY OTHER PAINTER DOES A PORTRAIT OF ME SOLO OR W/ ANY OF MY MOST DESIRED WOMEN. WE NARCISSISTIC GIGOLOS DO CRAVE IMMORTALITY! HA HA HA HA!!!!
I ALSO HOPE TO DO MORE YOUTUBE VIDEOS & A HUMBY DOCUMENTARY FILM W/ ANYONE INTERESTED. I'M ITCHING TO CREATE MORE MASTERWORKS! HA HA HA HA!
THANX & BEST WISHES TO ALL MY FANS & SUPPORTERS.
PS: THE BEST MUSICAL APHRODISIACS ARE TED NUGENT, NENEH CHERRY, BUZZCOCKS, DEAD OR ALIVE, & BANANARAMA! HA HA HA HA!!!!!
OH YEAH, THE BEST NATURAL VIAGRAS ARE PEANUTS, ALMONDS, PISTACHIOS, WALNUTS, & ALL OTHER NUTS! HA HA HA HA!!!!
SEE U ALL TONITE @ LAMP POST.

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