Wednesday, April 28, 2010

BECCI + FIDELITO PART 2

SO OF COURSE, LATER ON, I E-MAILED & LEFT FIDELITO PH MSGS TELLING HIM TO PLS MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS & NOT INTERRUPT MY CONVERSATIONS W/ LADIES ANYMORE. & OF COURSE I GOT MAD @ OTHER THINGS LIKE HIS BOSSINESS, ARROGANCE, STUBBORNESS, UNAPOLOGETICNESS, INGRATITUDE, & LAZINESS.
ALL OF THE ABOVE THINGS ARE TYPICAL OF A TAURUS (FIDELITO MAY 7), & U KNEW THEM CAUSE U'RE AN ASTROLOGER. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

KILLING JOKE, PLAY DEAD, RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY, GANG OF 4, SIOUXSIE & BANSHEES, BUZZCOCKS, & X-MAL DEUTSCHLAND ARE DEF THE WORLD'S BEST 70'S80'S PUNK BANDS. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

BECCI, YES I DO TALK A LOT. & THAT'S CAUSE I'M A SUPER-INTELLECTUAL. OBVIOUSLY, I'M THE 1ST INTELLECTUAL U'VE EVER MET. OF COURSE, ALL INTELLECTUALS TALK A WHOLE LOT, SUCH AS ME, AMANDA NAZARIO (AMAZING AMANDA PANDA), STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK, STEVEN DRESSLER, LIZA KOCH (LIZA MINELLI THE LUSCIOUS BLONDIE LIBRARIAN), ETC, ETC, ETC.
BECCI, I REALLY ENJOYED OUR GREAT 2 + HR CONVERSATIONS. TOO BAD WE COULDN'T TALK SO MORE. I WISHED THE AFTER PTY WASN'T IN THAT SHITHOLE SPANISH HARLEM. THAT'S WHY I REFUSED TO GO.
MOREOVER, I REALLY LOVED FLIRTING UP A STORM W/ U. YOUR ASTOUNDING BEAUTY REALLY TAKES MY BREATH AWAY. YOU'RE A GREAT FLIRT YOURSELF. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, I ESPECIALLY LIKED YOUR NICE COMPLIMENT THAT I'M GORGEOUS FOR ALMOST 45 (MY B-DAY JULY 20). & U'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL & SEXIER THAN I. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
AND,I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY THAT U WANT TO VISIT MY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, FILM, & ART PALACE. IT'S GOT 1,000 + VHS MOVIES & MUSIC CD'S; GREAT ALBUM COVER REPRODS; GREAT CLASSIC ART REPROS; 8 FORTOUL ARTWORKS; WONDERFUL SHIRT, SKINNY TIE, & PUNK PANT COLL; ORIENTAL ART; NANCY'S MOM'S ART, TEDDY BEAR & HELLO KITTY COLL, INTL FLAG COLL; ETC; ETC; ETC. U & ALL YOUR FRIENDS CAN COME 24/7. JUST CALL ME 1ST TO MAKE AN APPT. U'RE GUARANTEED TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. HA HA HA HA!
HERE'S SOME AWESOME FRIENDS WHO'VE VISITED & LOVED MY SEXY APT: ISAAC FORTOUL (ICE, ISAAC NEWTON FORTOUL), BOBBY CASTANEDA (NEW DIEGO RIVERA), BENJAMIN FRANKLIN DAHZY, LEX LEONARD THE PROFITEERING USA-CUBAN GIGOLO, A BROWN, STEFAN BRUCK THE DUCK, CHRISTINA CRUZ, STEVEN DRESSLER, KOO-KOO KRIS BERRY, PABLO RODMEN, S SIRIANNI, B DOMINGUEZ, J DELGADO, ARIF EL SHARIF, NANCY THE RUSSIAN TEDDY BEAR (MY EX WIFE. AKA: LA RATONA CHINA), MANY FAMILY MEMBERS, ETC, ETC, ETC.
FIDELITO: U, HEATHER BLUE FEATHER GARGON, YOUR GALPAL KIRSTEN, HEATHER'S SIS KRISTEN THE SEX BOMB, & KOO-KOO TONY MARIE ANTOINETTE STILL HAVEN'T COME BY. COME ON U LAZY BUMS COME ON OVER ASAP. EVERYONE ELSE FROM NY & NJ ART SCENE IS ALSO INVITED. JUST CALL 1ST FOR AN APPT.
I ALSO HOPE TO SEE THESE WONDERFUL FRIENDS FINALLY VISIT MY GREAT CASTLE: FIDELITO GABE F, H GARGON, KK TONY M A, O REYES, I KUALII, D GREEN, DJ JESSE A, Y VAIRMA, DJ SCOTTIE L, DJ MIKE DE JESUS, LAURA GALLICO LA PRIMA BUONA BELLADONA ITALIANA AMERICANA, D MANVILLE, DANIELA DANUSA LA PRIMA BELLA ROMANA, GABRIELA ZGUBY THE ROMANIAN LIONESS, AMANDA NAZARIO, LIZA KOCH, DJ TONY SASCO, Q LOGIK, ZEUXIS GARCIA, SAMMY SLC STUDIOS, MERCEDES MARTIN THE BOMB, CALEY VICKERMAN, KIERON, KATE HEPBURN HESTER, F MENDOZA, M CHAVARRIA, PAOLA DURAN, T MERONK, ETC, ETC, ETC.
WELL, BECCI. I HOPE TO HEAR FROM & SEE U SOON. YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL. YOU DEF ROCK MY WORLD. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
OH YEAH. AGAIN, MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES GO OUT TO MY DEAREST #1 BEAUTIFUL FRIEND, OLIVIA WILBER, & HER FAMILY. I & ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO SORRY FOR THE DEATH IN YOUR FAMILY. OUR THOUGHTS & PRAYERS GO OUT TO U ALL. WE HOPE TO SEE U AGAIN SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. LOVE ALWAYS & GOD BLESS YOU FOREVER.

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