Wednesday, April 28, 2010

BECCI, THE SEXY AUSTRALIAN BOMBSHELL

DEAREST BECCI, THE SEXY AUSTRALIAN BOMBSHELL:

IT WAS SO WONDERFUL MEETING YOU @ DAMON DASH GALL NYC BACK ON FRI, APR 23. YOU ARE EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, EXOTIC, ELEGANT, & NICE.

I REALLY LOVED YOUR HOT BLACK & RED SEXY 80'S NEW WAVE-PUNK ROCKER OUTFIT. YOU WERE DEF THE HOTTEST LADY THERE THAT NIGHT.

I ALSO LOVE YOUR EXOTIC AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. AND YOU RAP REALLY SEXY LIKE NENEH CHERRY. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE 19. YOU LOOK & ACT AROUND 25-30 YRS OLD.

YOU'RE FROM PERTH, AUSTRALIA. CAN'T BELIEVE U'VE NEVER VISITED SYDNEY OR MELBOURNE. HA HA HA HA HA!

UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAUSED AN ARGUMENT W/ ME & MY GREAT TRUE FRIEND, GABE FORTOUL THE COLOMBIAN CASTRO (FIDELITO EL PESADITO). HE SAID THAT YOU TOLD HIM I TALK TOO MUCH. WELL, THAT NIGHT HE INTERRUPTED 1 OF OUR MANY LONG CONVERSATIONS & TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT. I TOLD HIM NOT TO ORDER ME AROUND & NOT TO INTERRUPT MY CONVERSATIONS W/ LADIES CAUSE IT'S NONE OF HIS BUSINESS.

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